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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:08

Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Stock Market Today: Dow Futures Waver Ahead of U.S.-China Trade Talks — Live Updates - WSJ
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Mya Lesnar, daughter to WWE legend Brock Lesnar, wins national title in shot put - ESPN
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Israel says it struck Tehran's Evin prison and Fordo access routes - BBC
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
NFL Declines Comment on Viral Video of Patriots' Stefon Diggs Partying on Boat - Bleacher Report
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to