What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Mya Lesnar, daughter to WWE legend Brock Lesnar, wins national title in shot put - ESPN

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

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So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No way

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

NFL Declines Comment on Viral Video of Patriots' Stefon Diggs Partying on Boat - Bleacher Report

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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